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Top 99 Dark And Twisted Love Quotes

If you’re looking for some dark and twisted love quotes, look no further. We’ve compiled a list of the top 99 quotes that will satisfy your craving for something a little bit different.

1. “I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. And then walk into a pole.” – Unknown
2. “I love you more than anything in this world, except maybe the sweet release of death.” – Unknown
3. “I never believed in love at first sight, until I saw you. Now I’m a believer in love, death, and other disasters.” – Unknown
4. “I don’t want a perfect relationship, I just want someone who won’t get mad when I bury them in the backyard.” – Unknown
5. “I want to grow old with you and watch your body decay.” – Unknown
6. “You complete me, like a knife in my back.” – Unknown
7. “I thought I could love no other. Until, that is, I met your brother.” – Unknown
8. “I love you like a fat kid loves cake, but also like a serial killer loves his next victim.” – Unknown
9. “I’ll love you until the end of time, or until I find someone better.” – Unknown
10. “I love you more than words can express, but I also love to watch you suffer.” – Unknown
11. “I want to be the reason you wake up in the morning, just to see what I’ve done to you while you were sleeping.” – Unknown
12. “I love you to the moon and back, but also to the depths of my depravity.” – Unknown
13. “I want to be with you forever, or until we both go insane.” – Unknown
14. “You turn me on more than a light switch, but also make me want to turn off the lights and hide in the dark.” – Unknown
15. “I want to be the reason you never sleep at night, and the reason you can’t wake up in the morning.” – Unknown
16. “I love you more than anything in the world, except maybe for the sound of your screams.” – Unknown
17. “I never knew love until I met you, and now I know it can be a real pain in the neck.” – Unknown
18. “I love you more than life itself, but also more than the thought of taking your life.” – Unknown
19. “I want to be with you always, or until one of us ends up in jail.” – Unknown
20. “I love you more than anything in this world, except maybe for the feeling of a knife in my hand.” – Unknown
21. “I never believed in love at first sight, until I saw you. Now I believe in love, death, and taxes.” – Unknown
22. “I don’t want a perfect relationship, I just want someone who won’t judge me for my collection of human skulls.” – Unknown
23. “I want to grow old with you, but also make sure you suffer every step of the way.” – Unknown
24. “You complete me, like a missing puzzle piece. But also like a chainsaw.” – Unknown
25. “I thought I could love no other. Until, that is, I met your sister.” – Unknown
26. “I love you more than words can say, but also more than I hate myself.” – Unknown
27. “I’ll love you until the end of time, or until I get bored.” – Unknown
28. “I love you more than anything in the world, except for the sweet release of death.” – Unknown
29. “I want to be the reason you never leave the house, or the reason you never come back.” – Unknown
30. “I love you more than anything in this world, except maybe for the sight of your blood on my hands.” – Unknown
31. “I never knew love until I met you, and now I know it can be a real pain in the ass.” – Unknown
32. “I love you more than life itself, but also more than the thought of ending your life.” – Unknown
33. “I want to be with you always, or until I find someone better.” – Unknown
34. “I love you more than anything in this world, except maybe for the sound of your screams.” – Unknown
35. “I never believed in love at first sight, until I saw you. Now I believe in love, death, and other disasters.” – Unknown
36. “I don’t want a perfect relationship, I just want someone who won’t judge me for my obsession with taxidermy.” – Unknown
37. “I want to grow old with you, but also make sure you suffer every day.” – Unknown
38. “You complete me, like a bullet completes a gun. But also like a vial of poison.” – Unknown
39. “I thought I could love no other. Until, that is, I met your mother.” – Unknown
40. “I love you more than words can express, but also more than the thought of being alone.” – Unknown
41. “I’ll love you until the end of time, or until you leave me.” – Unknown
42. “I love you more than anything in the world, except maybe for the feeling of power.” – Unknown
43. “I want to be the reason you never leave the house, or the reason you never come back.” – Unknown
44. “I love you more than anything in this world, except maybe for the sight of your blood on my hands.” – Unknown
45. “I never knew love until I met you, and now I know it can be a real pain in the neck.” – Unknown
46. “I love you more than life itself, but also more than the thought of ending yours.” – Unknown
47. “I want to be with you always, or until we both go insane.” – Unknown
48. “I love you more than anything in this world, except maybe for the sound of your screams.” – Unknown
49. “I never believed in love at first sight, until I saw you. Now I believe in love, death, and taxes.” – Unknown
50. “I don’t want a perfect relationship, I just want someone who won’t judge me for my love of fire.” – Unknown
51. “I want to grow old with you, but also make sure you suffer every step of the way.” – Unknown
52. “You complete me, like a missing puzzle piece. But also like a loaded gun.” – Unknown
53. “I thought I could love no other. Until, that is, I met your father.” – Unknown
54. “I love you more than words can say, but also more than I hate myself.” – Unknown
55. “I’ll love you until the end of time, or until I find someone better.” – Unknown
56. “I love you more than anything in the world, except maybe for the feeling of control.” – Unknown
57. “I want to be the reason you never leave the house, or the reason you never come back.” – Unknown
58. “I love you more than anything in this world, except maybe for the sight of your blood on my hands.” – Unknown
59. “I never knew love until I met you, and now I know it can be a real pain in the ass.” – Unknown
60. “I love you more than life itself, but also more than the thought of ending your life.” – Unknown
61. “I want to be with you always, or until I get bored.” – Unknown
62. “I love you more than anything in this world, except maybe for the sound of your screams.” – Unknown
63. “I never believed in love at first sight, until I saw you. Now I believe in love, death, and other disasters.” – Unknown
64. “I don’t want a perfect relationship, I just want someone who won’t judge me for my collection of knives.” – Unknown
65. “I want to grow old with you, but also make sure you suffer every day.” – Unknown
66. “You complete me, like a missing puzzle piece. But also like a ticking time bomb.” – Unknown
67. “I thought I could love no other. Until, that is, I met your ex.” – Unknown
68. “I love you more than words can express, but also more than the thought of being alone.” – Unknown
69. “I’ll love you until the end of time, or until you betray me.” – Unknown
70. “I