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Top 99 Famous Lines From Steel Magnolias

Steel Magnolias is a classic movie that has captured the hearts of many. Here are the top 99 famous lines from Steel Magnolias:

1. “Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.” – Truvy
2. “I would rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.” – Shelby
3. “Pink is my signature color.” – Shelby
4. “Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across your face.” – Truvy
5. “The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.” – Clairee
6. “You know I love you more than my luggage.” – Truvy
7. “I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a bad mood for forty years.” – Ouiser
8. “If you can’t say anything nice, come sit by me.” – Clairee
9. “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde.” – Dolly Parton as Truvy
10. “I have a strict policy that nobody cries alone in my presence.” – Truvy
11. “He’s so confused he doesn’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.” – Truvy
12. “I’m pleasant, damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton this morning at the Piggly Wiggly, and I smiled at the son of a bitch ‘fore I could help myself.” – Ouiser
13. “Smile! It increases your face value.” – Truvy
14. “What’s the matter with you lately? You’ve been acting like your shit don’t stink and I’m here to tell you, your shit stinks just like everybody else’s.” – Ouiser
15. “I’m not as sweet as I used to be.” – Truvy
16. “I don’t see plays because I can nap at home for free. And I don’t see movies ’cause they’re trash, and they got nothin’ but naked people in ’em.” – Ouiser
17. “I would rather walk on my lips than to criticize anyone.” – Clairee
18. “The older you get, the sillier you get.” – Clairee
19. “Time marches on and you don’t get it back.” – Shelby
20. “I’m just about at the end of my rope with you.” – Drum
21. “I’m not sure which is worse, church or a courtroom.” – Truvy
22. “I’m not one to spread rumors, so you better listen closely.” – Ouiser
23. “I’m not as stupid as you look.” – Annelle
24. “I’m pleasant, damn it.” – Ouiser
25. “An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure.” – Truvy
26. “I have a strict policy that nobody cries alone in my presence.” – Truvy
27. “I’d rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.” – Shelby
28. “You just missed the chance of a lifetime, Ouiser. Half of Chinquapin Parish’d give their eye teeth to take a whack at Drum.” – Clairee
29. “I would rather have died than have my mother’s hair.” – Shelby
30. “I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a bad mood for forty years.” – Ouiser
31. “Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across your face.” – Truvy
32. “What’s the matter with you lately? You’ve been acting like your shit don’t stink and I’m here to tell you, your shit stinks just like everybody else’s.” – Ouiser
33. “You are too twisted for color TV.” – Ouiser
34. “I don’t see plays because I can nap at home for free. And I don’t see movies ’cause they’re trash, and they got nothin’ but naked people in ’em.” – Ouiser
35. “I’m not sure which is worse, church or a courtroom.” – Truvy
36. “I’m not one to spread rumors, so you better listen closely.” – Ouiser
37. “I’m not as stupid as you look.” – Annelle
38. “I’m pleasant, damn it.” – Ouiser
39. “An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure.” – Truvy
40. “I have a strict policy that nobody cries alone in my presence.” – Truvy
41. “I’d rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.” – Shelby
42. “You just missed the chance of a lifetime, Ouiser. Half of Chinquapin Parish’d give their eye teeth to take a whack at Drum.” – Clairee
43. “I would rather have died than have my mother’s hair.” – Shelby
44. “I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a bad mood for forty years.” – Ouiser
45. “Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across your face.” – Truvy
46. “What’s the matter with you lately? You’ve been acting like your shit don’t stink and I’m here to tell you, your shit stinks just like everybody else’s.” – Ouiser
47. “You are too twisted for color TV.” – Ouiser
48. “I don’t see plays because I can nap at home for free. And I don’t see movies ’cause they’re trash, and they got nothin’ but naked people in ’em.” – Ouiser
49. “I’m not sure which is worse, church or a courtroom.” – Truvy
50. “I’m not one to spread rumors, so you better listen closely.” – Ouiser
51. “I’m not as stupid as you look.” – Annelle
52. “I’m pleasant, damn it.” – Ouiser
53. “An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure.” – Truvy
54. “I have a strict policy that nobody cries alone in my presence.” – Truvy
55. “I’d rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.” – Shelby
56. “You just missed the chance of a lifetime, Ouiser. Half of Chinquapin Parish’d give their eye teeth to take a whack at Drum.” – Clairee
57. “I would rather have died than have my mother’s hair.” – Shelby
58. “I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a bad mood for forty years.” – Ouiser
59. “Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across your face.” – Truvy
60. “What’s the matter with you lately? You’ve been acting like your shit don’t stink and I’m here to tell you, your shit stinks just like everybody else’s.” – Ouiser
61. “You are too twisted for color TV.” – Ouiser
62. “I don’t see plays because I can nap at home for free. And I don’t see movies ’cause they’re trash, and they got nothin’ but naked people in ’em.” – Ouiser
63. “I’m not sure which is worse, church or a courtroom.” – Truvy
64. “I’m not one to spread rumors, so you better listen closely.” – Ouiser
65. “I’m not as stupid as you look.” – Annelle
66. “I’m pleasant, damn it.” – Ouiser
67. “An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure.” – Truvy
68. “I have a strict policy that nobody cries alone in my presence.” – Truvy
69. “I’d rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.” – Shelby
70. “You just missed the chance of a lifetime, Ouiser. Half of Chinquapin Parish’d give their eye teeth to take a whack at Drum.” – Clairee
71. “I would rather have died than have my mother’s hair.” – Shelby
72. “I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a bad mood