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Top 99 Funny 50 Year Old Quotes

Are you looking for some hilarious quotes to celebrate your milestone 50th birthday? Look no further! Check out our top 99 Funny 50 Year Old Quotes below:

1. “I don’t feel old, I just feel… well, not young.”
2. “At 50, I’ve finally discovered the secret to eternal youth – lying about my age!”
3. “I’m not 50, I’m 18 with 32 years of experience.”
4. “Fifty is the new 30… but with a few more aches and pains.”
5. “I’m officially 50 shades of fabulous!”
6. “I’m not 50, I’m 49.95 plus tax!”
7. “I’m not 50, I’m 18 with 32 years of experience!”
8. “At 50, wrinkles and grey hair are just signs of a life well lived (or stress well endured).”
9. “I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic!”
10. “50 is when you finally stop caring about what other people think and start doing what you want.”
11. “I’m 50 and fabulous… now where’s my cake?”
12. “I’m 50 and still hot… it just comes in flashes now!”
13. “Fifty is the age where you start to appreciate the little things in life – like naps.”
14. “I’m not 50, I’m just 49.95 plus shipping and handling!”
15. “Fifty is when it finally hits you that you’re not going to be an astronaut.”
16. “At 50, I’m finally comfortable in my own skin… it just happens to be a little looser than it used to be.”
17. “Fifty is the perfect age… if you’re a bottle of wine.”
18. “I’m not 50, I’m just 20 with 30 years of life experience!”
19. “Fifty is the age where you can finally tell people to get off your lawn without feeling guilty.”
20. “I’m not 50, I’m just 25 twice!”
21. “Fifty is when you realize that time really does fly… and you’re the pilot.”
22. “I’m 50 and still stunning… it just takes a little longer to get ready these days.”
23. “At 50, I’m just happy to still be vertical.”
24. “I’m not 50, I’m just 49.95 plus interest!”
25. “Fifty is when you start to appreciate the finer things in life – like comfortable shoes.”
26. “I may be 50, but I’m still young at heart… it’s just my knees that are old.”
27. “At 50, I’ve finally learned to embrace my inner grump.”
28. “I’m not 50, I’m just 5 perfect 10s!”
29. “Fifty is when you start to understand why your parents always complained about their joints.”
30. “I’m 50 and fabulous… or at least that’s what my therapist tells me.”
31. “At 50, I’m just glad I can still remember my own name.”
32. “I’m not 50, I’m just 49.95 plus shipping, handling, and a lifetime of experience!”
33. “Fifty is when you start to realize that your bucket list is getting longer than your to-do list.”
34. “I’m 50 and still sexy… it just takes a little more effort these days.”
35. “At 50, I’ve finally learned to appreciate the beauty of a good nap.”
36. “I’m not 50, I’m just 49.95 plus a lifetime of wisdom!”
37. “Fifty is when you start to understand why your parents always talked about the good old days.”
38. “I’m 50 and still fabulous… it just takes a little more hairspray.”
39. “At 50, I’m just happy to still have most of my original parts.”
40. “I’m not 50, I’m just 25 twice… with a lot more life experience.”
41. “Fifty is when you start to realize that your metabolism is no longer your friend.”
42. “I’m 50 and still sassy… it just comes with a side of sarcasm these days.”
43. “At 50, I’ve finally learned to appreciate the simple things in life – like a good cup of tea.”
44. “I’m not 50, I’m just 49.95 plus a bonus year of awesomeness!”
45. “Fifty is when you start to understand why your parents always told you to wear a coat.”
46. “I’m 50 and still stylish… it just takes a little more effort (and a lot more Spanx!)”
47. “At 50, I’m just happy to still be able to touch my toes.”
48. “I’m not 50, I’m just 25 twice with a few more wrinkles.”
49. “Fifty is when you start to realize that your body is no longer a temple… it’s more like a theme park.”
50. “I’m 50 and still stunning… it just comes with a little more baggage.”
51. “At 50, I’ve finally learned to appreciate the value of a good walk-in bathtub.”
52. “I’m not 50, I’m just 49.95 plus a lifetime of memories!”
53. “Fifty is when you start to understand why your parents always talked about the weather.”
54. “I’m 50 and still fabulous… it just takes a little more caffeine.”
55. “At 50, I’m just happy to still have most of my hair.”
56. “I’m not 50, I’m just 25 twice with a few more laugh lines.”
57. “Fifty is when you start to realize that your brain is no longer a steel trap… it’s more like a sieve.”
58. “I’m 50 and still sexy… it just takes a little more wine.”
59. “At 50, I’ve finally learned to appreciate the joy of a good book and a comfy chair.”
60. “I’m not 50, I’m just 49.95 plus a lifetime of stories!”
61. “Fifty is when you start to understand why your parents always talked about their aches and pains.”
62. “I’m 50 and still sassy… it just comes with a little more backtalk.”
63. “At 50, I’m just happy to still have my own teeth.”
64. “I’m not 50, I’m just 25 twice with a little more wisdom.”
65. “Fifty is when you start to realize that your memory is no longer a reliable source of information.”
66. “I’m 50 and still stylish… it just takes a little more coordination.”
67. “At 50, I’ve finally learned to appreciate the value of a good nap.”
68. “I’m not 50, I’m just 49.95 plus a lifetime of adventures!”
69. “Fifty is when you start to understand why your parents always talked about their digestion.”
70. “I’m 50 and still stunning… it just takes a little more makeup.”
71. “At 50, I’m just happy to still have most of my marbles.”
72. “I’m not 50, I’m just 25 twice with a little more experience.”
73. “Fifty is when you start to realize that your eyes are no longer a reliable source of information.”
74. “I’m 50 and still sexy… it just takes a little more effort.”
75. “At 50, I’ve finally learned to appreciate the value of a good pair of orthotics.”
76. “I’m not 50, I’m just 49.95 plus a lifetime of memories and experiences!”
77. “Fifty is when you start to understand why your parents always talked about their investments.”
78. “I’m 50 and still sassy… it just comes with a little more spice.”
79. “At 50, I’m just happy to still have my own hips.”
80. “I’m not 50, I’m just 25 twice with a little more perspective.”
81. “Fifty is when you start to realize that your ears are no longer a reliable source of information.”
82. “I’m 50 and still