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Top 99 Funny Apron Sayings For Him

Looking for some hilarious apron sayings for your special guy? Here are the top 99 funny apron sayings for him:

1. “I like my grill like I like my men – hot and smokin’.”

2. “I turn grills on.”

3. “I’m the grill master.”

4. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I grill like a boss.”

5. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about grilling.”

6. “Give a man a grill and he’ll be happy for a day. Teach a man to grill and he’ll be happy for a lifetime.”

7. “Real men don’t use recipes.”

8. “I’m not a chef, I’m a grill sergeant.”

9. “Grilling – because some days, you just need to play with fire.”

10. “I don’t always wear an apron, but when I do, I prefer it to be hilarious.”

11. “I like big butts (and I cannot lie) – burgers and steaks.”

12. “My grill is not a toy, it’s a tool. And a damn good one.”

13. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer to do it shirtless.”

14. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for grilling.”

15. “I’m not a vegetarian, I just prefer my vegetables in the form of steak.”

16. “I like my steak rare, just like my sense of humor.”

17. “I’m not saying I’m the best griller, but have you tasted my burgers?”

18. “I’m not a morning person, but I’ll wake up at 5am to start grilling.”

19. “I grill, therefore I am.”

20. “I don’t need therapy, I just need to grill.”

21. “I like my beer cold and my grill hot.”

22. “I don’t always wear an apron, but when I do, I prefer it to have a funny saying.”

23. “I’m not a chef, I’m a fire starter.”

24. “I’m not bossy, I’m just the grill master.”

25. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a beer in my hand.”

26. “I like my steak like I like my women – rare and juicy.”

27. “I’m not a vegetarian, I’m a selective omnivore.”

28. “I’m not a control freak, I’m just in charge of the grill.”

29. “I don’t always share my grill, but when I do, it’s with my best friend.”

30. “I grill, therefore I am not a vegetarian.”

31. “I’m not a chef, I’m a magician with meat.”

32. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer to do it in my underwear.”

33. “I like my burgers like I like my women – juicy and full of flavor.”

34. “I’m not a chef, I’m a meat whisperer.”

35. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I grill enough for an army.”

36. “I’m not a perfectionist, I’m just passionate about grilling.”

37. “I like my steak like I like my men – well-seasoned and tender.”

38. “I’m not a scientist, but I know my way around a grill.”

39. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a cigar in my mouth.”

40. “I like my burgers like I like my jokes – cheesy and full of puns.”

41. “I’m not a chef, I’m a flame tamer.”

42. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer to do it with my shirt off.”

43. “I like my steak like I like my humor – dry and well-done.”

44. “I’m not a chef, I’m a meat artist.”

45. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a beer hat on.”

46. “I like my burgers like I like my music – with a lot of spice.”

47. “I’m not a chef, I’m a grill ninja.”

48. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a machete.”

49. “I like my steak like I like my coffee – strong and black.”

50. “I’m not a chef, I’m a meat magician.”

51. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I grill with passion.”

52. “I like my burgers like I like my movies – with a lot of drama.”

53. “I’m not a chef, I’m a grill whisperer.”

54. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a blowtorch.”

55. “I like my steak like I like my women – sizzling hot.”

56. “I’m not a chef, I’m a meat scientist.”

57. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I do it with style.”

58. “I like my burgers like I like my jokes – well-done.”

59. “I’m not a chef, I’m a grill artist.”

60. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a flamethrower.”

61. “I like my steak like I like my humor – rare and witty.”

62. “I’m not a chef, I’m a grill guru.”

63. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a chainsaw.”

64. “I like my burgers like I like my music – with a lot of sizzle.”

65. “I’m not a chef, I’m a meat magician.”

66. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a blowtorch.”

67. “I like my steak like I like my women – sizzling hot.”

68. “I’m not a chef, I’m a meat scientist.”

69. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I do it with style.”

70. “I like my burgers like I like my jokes – well-done.”

71. “I’m not a chef, I’m a grill artist.”

72. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a flamethrower.”

73. “I like my steak like I like my humor – rare and witty.”

74. “I’m not a chef, I’m a grill guru.”

75. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a chainsaw.”

76. “I like my burgers like I like my music – with a lot of sizzle.”

77. “I’m not a chef, I’m a meat magician.”

78. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer to do it with a blowtorch.”

79. “I like my steak like I like my women – sizzling hot.”

80. “I’m not a chef, I’m a meat scientist.”

81. “I don’t always grill, but when I do, I do it with style.”

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