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Top 99 Funny Get Well Quotes After Surgery

When a loved one goes through surgery, it’s important to show support and lift their spirits. Here are the top 99 funny get well quotes after surgery to make them smile:

1. “You’re not fully dressed without a smile, but you’re not fully recovered without a funny joke!”
2. “I hope your hospital stay isn’t as long as the line at the DMV.”
3. “I heard you got a free facelift. How’s it looking?”
4. “I hope they gave you plenty of Jell-O. It’s basically the hospital’s way of saying ‘sorry for the surgery’.”
5. “I’m sorry you’re stuck in the hospital, but at least you don’t have to cook or clean for a while!”
6. “I’m sending you all my love, positive vibes, and a case of the good painkillers.”
7. “Get well soon! We need our drinking buddy back!”
8. “I hope your recovery is faster than your hospital Wi-Fi.”
9. “I heard you had surgery. Can I have your parking spot?”
10. “Sending you healing thoughts and a big bag of gummy bears.”
11. “Get well soon so we can plan our next adventure!”
12. “I hope your hospital food is better than airplane food.”
13. “I heard you’re getting a lot of rest. Just think of it as practice for retirement!”
14. “I hope your recovery is as smooth as a baby’s bottom.”
15. “Sending you healing vibes and a Netflix password.”
16. “I hope your hospital stay is as peaceful as a spa day, but with better snacks.”
17. “I hope your recovery is faster than a cheetah on Red Bull.”
18. “I heard you’re getting better every day. Just don’t get too good or we’ll miss you too much!”
19. “Get well soon so we can go out and make some more memories!”
20. “I hope your hospital room has a good view. If not, just close your eyes and imagine a tropical beach.”
21. “I heard you’re getting a lot of visitors. Just don’t let them eat all your Jell-O!”
22. “Sending you healing thoughts and a playlist of your favorite songs.”
23. “I hope your recovery is as smooth as butter on a hot biscuit.”
24. “I hope your hospital stay is as comfortable as your favorite pair of sweatpants.”
25. “I heard you’re getting a lot of rest. Just think of it as a vacation from adulting!”
26. “Get well soon so we can go out and make some more bad decisions!”
27. “I hope your hospital room has good air conditioning. If not, just pretend you’re camping!”
28. “I heard you’re getting better every day. Just don’t get too good or we’ll have to start paying you for all the favors!”
29. “Sending you healing vibes and a care package of your favorite snacks.”
30. “I hope your recovery is as fast as a cat on catnip.”
31. “I hope your hospital stay is as relaxing as a day at the beach, but with less sand in your swimsuit.”
32. “I heard you’re getting a lot of visitors. Just don’t let them hog the remote!”
33. “Get well soon so we can go out and make some more questionable life choices!”
34. “I hope your hospital room has a good book to read. If not, just make up your own story!”
35. “I heard you’re getting better every day. Just don’t get too good or we’ll have to start asking you for advice!”
36. “Sending you healing thoughts and a big basket of puppies.”
37. “I hope your recovery is as quick as a rabbit on Red Bull.”
38. “I hope your hospital stay is as cozy as a rainy day with a good book.”
39. “I heard you’re getting a lot of rest. Just think of it as a chance to catch up on your beauty sleep!”
40. “Get well soon so we can go out and make some more unforgettable memories!”
41. “I hope your hospital room has a good view. If not, just close your eyes and imagine a mountain top.”
42. “I heard you’re getting better every day. Just don’t get too good or we’ll have to start competing with you again!”
43. “Sending you healing vibes and a box of your favorite chocolates.”
44. “I hope your recovery is as speedy as a gazelle on caffeine.”
45. “I hope your hospital stay is as peaceful as a day at the spa, but with better magazines.”
46. “I heard you’re getting a lot of visitors. Just don’t let them steal your hospital socks!”
47. “Get well soon so we can go out and make some more ridiculous memories!”
48. “I hope your hospital room has a good movie to watch. If not, just make up your own plot!”
49. “I heard you’re getting better every day. Just don’t get too good or we’ll have to start calling you Doctor!”
50. “Sending you healing thoughts and a cozy blanket.”
51. “I hope your recovery is as fast as a roadrunner on caffeine.”
52. “I hope your hospital stay is as comfy as your favorite pair of pajamas.”
53. “I heard you’re getting a lot of rest. Just think of it as a chance to catch up on your reading!”
54. “Get well soon so we can go out and make some more crazy memories!”
55. “I hope your hospital room has a good window to watch the world go by. If not, just pretend you’re on a train!”
56. “I heard you’re getting better every day. Just don’t get too good or we’ll have to start calling you Superman!”
57. “Sending you healing vibes and a bouquet of your favorite flowers.”
58. “I hope your recovery is as speedy as a greyhound on caffeine.”
59. “I hope your hospital stay is as quiet as a library, but with better snacks.”
60. “I heard you’re getting a lot of visitors. Just don’t let them steal your hospital pillow!”
61. “Get well soon so we can go out and make some more wild memories!”
62. “I hope your hospital room has a good radio to listen to. If not, just sing your favorite songs!”
63. “I heard you’re getting better every day. Just don’t get too good or we’ll have to start calling you Wonder Woman!”
64. “Sending you healing thoughts and a plush teddy bear.”
65. “I hope your recovery is as quick as a hummingbird on caffeine.”
66. “I hope your hospital stay is as peaceful as a day on the lake, but with better snacks.”
67. “I heard you’re getting a lot of rest. Just think of it as a chance to catch up on your binge-watching!”
68. “Get well soon so we can go out and make some more epic memories!”
69. “I hope your hospital room has a good puzzle to solve. If not, just create your own!”
70. “I heard you’re getting better every day. Just don’t get too good or we’ll have to start calling you Batman!”
71. “Sending you healing vibes and a warm cup of tea.”
72. “I hope your recovery is as fast as a puma on caffeine.”
73. “I hope your hospital stay is as cozy as a winter day by the fireplace.”
74. “I heard you’re getting a lot of visitors. Just don’t let them eat all your hospital snacks!”
75. “Get well soon so we can go out and make some more adventurous memories!”
76. “I hope your hospital room has a good board game to play. If not, just create your own rules!”
77. “I heard you’re getting better every day. Just don’t get too good or we’ll have to start calling you Captain America!”
78. “Sending you healing thoughts and a soothing candle.”
79. “I hope your recovery is as speedy as a panther on caffeine.”
80. “I hope your hospital stay is as relaxing as a day at the spa, but with better music.”
81. “I heard you’re getting a lot of rest. Just think of it as a chance to catch up on your daydreaming!”
82. “Get well soon so we can go out and make some more memorable memories!”
83. “I hope your hospital room has a good book of jokes. If not, just make up your own punchlines!”
84. “I heard you’re getting better every day. Just don’t get too good or we’ll have to start calling you Iron Man!”
85. “Sending you healing vibes and a soft throw blanket.”
86. “I hope your recovery is as quick as a jaguar on caffeine.”
87. “I hope your hospital stay is as comfortable as a day in your favorite pajamas.”
88. “I heard you’re getting a lot of visitors. Just don’t let them take all your good magazines!”
89. “Get well soon so we can go out and make some