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Top 99 Quotes For Funny Goodnight Text For Him

Are you looking for some inspiration for your next Funny Goodnight Text for Him? Look no further! Here are the top 99 quotes to help make your guy laugh before he goes to bed. Plus, check out our top 10 ideas and tips for celebrating this fun event.

1. “I’m not saying you snore like a bear, but I’m pretty sure you could wake up hibernating animals.”
2. “I hope you dream of something amazing tonight, like a giant pizza that’s all for you.”
3. “Goodnight, sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite. Unless they’re cute bedbugs, then give them a little hug.”
4. “I’m pretty sure that you’re the missing piece to my sleep puzzle. Goodnight, my dear.”
5. “I’m not sure if you’re an angel, but you do have a snore that could rival the sound of harps.”
6. “Sweet dreams, my love. I hope you dream of something better than the last time you tried to rap.”
7. “Goodnight, my sweet prince. May your dreams be filled with unicorns and rainbows.”
8. “I hope you have a better night’s sleep than the last time you tried to cook dinner.”
9. “Goodnight, my handsome man. May your dreams be as sweet as you are.”
10. “I love you more than a bed loves a pillow. Goodnight!”
11. “I want to cuddle you so hard right now. Goodnight, my love.”
12. “I hope your dreams are as sweet as your smile. Goodnight!”
13. “I’m pretty sure you’re the reason why teddy bears were invented. Goodnight, my cuddly teddy bear.”
14. “I’m so grateful to have you in my life. Goodnight, my love.”
15. “I hope you have a better night’s sleep than the last time you tried to dance.”
16. “Sweet dreams, my king. May your dreams be filled with riches and success.”
17. “I want to wrap myself up in your arms like a burrito. Goodnight!”
18. “I hope you dream of something amazing tonight, like winning the lottery or finally learning how to cook.”
19. “Goodnight, my snuggle bug. May your dreams be filled with warm blankets and soft pillows.”
20. “I hope you have a better night’s sleep than the last time you tried to sing in the shower.”
21. “Sweet dreams, my knight in shining armor. May your dreams be filled with epic battles and victory.”
22. “I want to hold you so tight, you won’t be able to escape my love. Goodnight!”
23. “I hope you dream of something amazing tonight, like becoming a superhero or traveling to space.”
24. “Goodnight, my sweet angel. May your dreams be filled with sugar and spice.”
25. “I hope you have a better night’s sleep than the last time you tried to play the guitar.”
26. “Sweet dreams, my prince charming. May your dreams be filled with love and romance.”
27. “I want to kiss you goodnight so passionately, you won’t be able to resist my love. Goodnight!”
28. “I hope you dream of something amazing tonight, like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.”
29. “Goodnight, my sweet pumpkin. May your dreams be filled with pumpkin spice and everything nice.”
30. “I hope you have a better night’s sleep than the last time you tried to play basketball.”
31. “Sweet dreams, my superhero. May your dreams be filled with saving the world and being the hero.”
32. “I want to hold you so close, you’ll never want to leave my arms. Goodnight!”
33. “I hope you dream of something amazing tonight, like meeting your favorite celebrity or winning a Nobel Prize.”
34. “Goodnight, my sweet prince. May your dreams be filled with joy and happiness.”
35. “I hope you have a better night’s sleep than the last time you tried to play video games.”
36. “Sweet dreams, my rockstar. May your dreams be filled with sold-out concerts and screaming fans.”
37. “I want to love you so much, you’ll never want to leave my side. Goodnight!”
38. “I hope you dream of something amazing tonight, like being stranded on a deserted island with your favorite food and drink.”
39. “Goodnight, my sweet angel. May your dreams be filled with rainbows and butterflies.”
40. “I hope you have a better night’s sleep than the last time you tried to bake a cake.”
41. “Sweet dreams, my king. May your dreams be filled with everything you’ve ever wanted.”
42. “I want to hold you so tight, you won’t be able to let go. Goodnight!”
43. “I hope you dream of something amazing tonight, like finding a genie in a bottle or a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.”
44. “Goodnight, my sweet prince. May your dreams be filled with love and happiness.”
45. “I hope you have a better night’s sleep than the last time you tried to fix something around the house.”
46. “Sweet dreams, my superhero. May your dreams be filled with saving the world and being the hero.”
47. “I want to kiss you so passionately, you’ll never want to leave my embrace. Goodnight!”
48. “I hope you dream of something amazing tonight, like flying or winning the lottery.”
49. “Goodnight, my sweet angel. May your dreams be filled with stars and moonbeams.”
50. “I hope you have a better night’s sleep than the last time you tried to do laundry.”
51. “Sweet dreams, my rockstar. May your dreams be filled with sold-out concerts and screaming fans.”
52. “I want to love you so much, you’ll never want to leave my side. Goodnight!”
53. “I hope you dream of something amazing tonight, like winning an Olympic gold medal or having a magical power.”
54. “Goodnight, my sweet prince. May your dreams be filled with joy and happiness.”
55. “I hope you have a better night’s sleep than the last time you tried to fix your car.”
56. “Sweet dreams, my king. May your dreams be filled with everything you’ve ever wanted.”
57. “I want to hold you so tight, you won’t be able to let go. Goodnight!”
58. “I hope you dream of something amazing tonight, like traveling the world or meeting your favorite celebrity.”
59. “Goodnight, my sweet angel. May your dreams be filled with rainbows and butterflies.”
60. “I hope you have a better night’s sleep than the last time you tried to do the dishes.”
61. “Sweet dreams, my superhero. May your dreams be filled with saving the world and being the hero.”
62. “I want to kiss you so passionately, you’ll never want to leave my embrace. Goodnight!”
63. “I hope you dream of something amazing tonight, like being a superhero or having superpowers.”
64. “Goodnight, my sweet prince. May your dreams be filled with love and happiness.”
65. “I hope you have a better night’s sleep than the last time you tried to fix your bike.”
66. “Sweet dreams, my rockstar. May your dreams be filled with sold-out concerts and screaming fans.”
67. “I want to love you so much, you’ll never want to leave my side. Goodnight!”
68. “I hope you dream of something amazing tonight, like being a millionaire or traveling to space.”
69. “Goodnight, my sweet angel. May your dreams be filled with stars and moonbeams.”
70. “I hope you have a better night’s sleep than the last time you tried to put together IKEA furniture.”
71. “Sweet dreams, my king. May your dreams be filled with everything you’ve ever wanted.”
72. “I want to hold you so tight, you won’t be able to let go. Goodnight!”
73. “I hope you dream of something amazing tonight, like being a rockstar or winning the lottery.”
74. “Goodnight, my sweet prince. May your dreams be filled with joy and happiness.”
75. “I hope you have a better night’s sleep than the last time you tried to cook dinner.”
76. “Sweet dreams, my superhero. May your dreams be filled with saving the world and being the hero.”
77. “I want to kiss you