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Top 99 Funny Happy Fathers Day Messages

Are you looking for some hilarious Happy Fathers Day messages to share with your dad? Look no further! Here are the top 99 funny quotes for Happy Fathers Day:

1. “Happy Fathers Day to the coolest dad in town – sorry, other dads.”
2. “Dad, thanks for always pretending to be interested in my hobbies.”
3. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who can fix anything – except my grades.”
4. “Thanks for teaching me how to be a responsible adult… by never growing up yourself.”
5. “I can’t believe I’m actually saying this, but thanks for being my dad.”
6. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to embarrass me.”
7. “Dad, you’re like a superhero… without the cape, the muscles, or any real powers.”
8. “Thanks for always being there for me, even when I’m the reason you need to be there.”
9. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who taught me everything I know… except how to change a tire.”
10. “Dad, you’re like a dictionary… you always have the definition of everything, but nobody really uses you anymore.”
11. “Thanks for always being my biggest fan… even when I’m terrible.”
12. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always acts like he knows what he’s doing… even when he doesn’t.”
13. “Dad, you’re like a GPS… you always know where we’re going, but you take us the longest route possible.”
14. “Thanks for always telling the same jokes over and over again… they’re never not funny.”
15. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who never fails to make me laugh… even when I want to cry.”
16. “Dad, you’re like a magician… you can make money disappear faster than anyone I know.”
17. “Thanks for always being the dad who embarrasses me in front of my friends… it builds character.”
18. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to calm me down… by making me laugh.”
19. “Dad, you’re like a walking encyclopedia… of dad jokes.”
20. “Thanks for being the dad who never sugarcoats the truth… even when I don’t want to hear it.”
21. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to make me smile… even on my worst days.”
22. “Dad, you’re like a superhero… except your power is being able to nap anywhere, anytime.”
23. “Thanks for always being the dad who embarrasses me in public… it makes me appreciate the times you embarrass me in private.”
24. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to make a bad situation better… by making it worse.”
25. “Dad, you’re like a GPS… you never admit when you’re lost, but we always know.”
26. “Thanks for always being the dad who tells the same stories over and over again… I’ve memorized them by heart.”
27. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to put a smile on my face… even when I’m crying.”
28. “Dad, you’re like a magician… you can make a sandwich disappear in one bite.”
29. “Thanks for always being the dad who embarrasses me on social media… it gives me something to laugh at.”
30. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to make me feel better… by reminding me that I’m not the only one who’s messed up.”
31. “Dad, you’re like a walking encyclopedia… of useless information.”
32. “Thanks for always being the dad who gives the best advice… even when I don’t want to hear it.”
33. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to make me laugh… even when I’m mad.”
34. “Dad, you’re like a superhero… except your power is being able to fall asleep anywhere, anytime.”
35. “Thanks for always being the dad who tells the same jokes over and over again… they’re never not funny.”
36. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to make a bad day better… by making it worse.”
37. “Dad, you’re like a GPS… you always know where we’re going, but you refuse to ask for directions.”
38. “Thanks for always being the dad who embarrasses me in front of my crush… it makes them like me even more.”
39. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to make me feel better… by making fun of me.”
40. “Dad, you’re like a magician… you can make a whole pizza disappear in one sitting.”
41. “Thanks for always being the dad who embarrasses me in public… it’s like you’re trying to make up for all the times you were embarrassing in private.”
42. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to make me laugh… even when I’m trying to be serious.”
43. “Dad, you’re like a walking encyclopedia… of dad jokes.”
44. “Thanks for always being the dad who gives the best advice… even when I don’t listen.”
45. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to make me feel better… by making me feel worse.”
46. “Dad, you’re like a superhero… except your power is being able to eat pizza for breakfast.”
47. “Thanks for always being the dad who tells the same stories over and over again… it’s like they get funnier every time.”
48. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to make a bad situation worse… by trying to make it better.”
49. “Dad, you’re like a GPS… you always take the scenic route, even when we’re in a hurry.”
50. “Thanks for always being the dad who embarrasses me on family vacations… it makes for great stories.”
51. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to make me laugh… even when I’m crying.”
52. “Dad, you’re like a magician… you can make a bag of chips disappear in seconds.”
53. “Thanks for always being the dad who embarrasses me in front of my friends… it’s like you’re trying to be cool.”
54. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to make a bad day better… by making it hilarious.”
55. “Dad, you’re like a walking encyclopedia… of dad jokes.”
56. “Thanks for always being the dad who gives the best advice… even when I don’t ask for it.”
57. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to make me feel better… by telling me it could be worse.”
58. “Dad, you’re like a superhero… except your power is being able to nap through anything.”
59. “Thanks for always being the dad who tells the same jokes over and over again… they never get old.”
60. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to make a bad situation worse… by trying to make it better.”
61. “Dad, you’re like a GPS… you always know where we’re going, but you refuse to take directions from anyone.”
62. “Thanks for always being the dad who embarrasses me in public… it’s like you’re trying to make up for all the times you weren’t embarrassing in private.”
63. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to make me laugh… even when I don’t want to.”
64. “Dad, you’re like a walking encyclopedia… of cheesy one-liners.”
65. “Thanks for always being the dad who gives the best advice… even when I already know what you’re going to say.”
66. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to make me feel better… by making me laugh at myself.”
67. “Dad, you’re like a superhero… except your power is being able to eat ice cream for breakfast.”
68. “Thanks for always being the dad who tells the same stories over and over again… they’re like old friends.”
69. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to make a bad day better… by making it ridiculous.”
70. “Dad, you’re like a GPS… you always know where we’re going, even when we don’t.”
71. “Thanks for always being the dad who embarrasses me on family road trips… it’s like you’re trying to make memories.”
72. “Happy Fathers Day to the dad who always knows how to make me laugh… even when I’m trying to be mad.”
73. “Dad, you’re like a magician… you can make a tub