Funny Quotes About Aging And Birthdays
Funny Quotes About Aging And Birthdays
Here are the top 99 funny quotes about aging and birthdays:
1. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain 2. “The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.” – Betty White 3. “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” – Larry Lorenzoni 4. “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope 5. “Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.” – Helen Hayes 6. “Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” – Bob Hope 7. “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – E. Joseph Cossman 8. “I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic.” – Unknown 9. “I don’t believe in aging. I believe in forever altering one’s aspect to the sun.” – Virginia Woolf 10. “Youth is a gift of nature, but age is a work of art.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec 11. “I’m not aging, I’m marinating.” – Unknown 12. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting a bigger slice of the birthday cake.” – Unknown 13. “Age is a high price to pay for maturity.” – Tom Stoppard 14. “Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” – Walt Disney 15. “Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.” – George William Curtis 16. “Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.” – Satchel Paige 17. “Don’t just count your years, make your years count.” – George Meredith 18. “My birthday cake brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like, it’s better than yours.” – Unknown 19. “Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.” – Luis Bunuel 20. “The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.” – Robert Orben 21. “I’m a classic just like an old car. My parts might be hard to find, but I’m worth it.” – Unknown 22. “I’m not old, I’m chronologically gifted.” – Unknown 23. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more distinguished.” – Unknown 24. “I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.” – Bob Hope 25. “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball 26. “Age is an opportunity no less than youth itself.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow 27. “I’m not getting older. I’m getting better.” – Unknown 28. “Life is too short to be small.” – Benjamin Disraeli 29. “The older I get, the better I used to be.” – Unknown 30. “The first hundred years are the hardest.” – Wilson Mizner 31. “Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.” – Daniel Francois Esprit Auber 32. “Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.” – Chili Davis 33. “I’m not getting older. I’m just becoming a classic.” – Unknown 34. “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – E. Joseph Cossman 35. “I’m not old, I’m just well-seasoned.” – Unknown 36. “Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” – Unknown 37. “Age is not how old you are, but how many years of fun you’ve had.” – Matt Maldre 38. “I’m not aging, I’m just becoming a limited edition.” – Unknown 39. “You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.” – George Burns 40. “I’m at an age where my back goes out more than I do.” – Phyllis Diller 41. “I have reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.” – Unknown 42. “I’m not getting older, I’m just getting more experienced.” – Unknown 43. “Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven’t committed.” – Anthony Powell 44. “I’m not getting older, I’m just getting bolder.” – Unknown 45. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Satchel Paige 46. “I’m not getting old, I’m getting better.” – Shirley Bassey 47. “I’m not getting older, I’m getting more distinguished.” – Unknown 48. “At 50, you’ve entered the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.” – Unknown 49. “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Jack Benny 50. “You know you’re getting old when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o’clock.” – Ronald Reagan 51. “I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming more valuable.” – Unknown 52. “Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Leroy “Satchel” Paige 53. “Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re aboard, there’s nothing you can do.” – Golda Meir 54. “I have the body of a 25-year-old. I keep it in the fridge.” – Spike Milligan 55. “Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.” – Betty Friedan 56. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain 57. “I’m not aging. I’m ripening to perfection.” – Unknown 58. “Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.” – Satchel Paige 59. “I’m not getting older, I’m getting more distinguished.” – Unknown 60. “Age is not how old you are, but how many years of fun you’ve had.” – Matt Maldre 61. “You’re not getting older, you’re just getting better.” – Unknown 62. “Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.” – Fred Astaire 63. “I’m not getting old. I’m increasing in value.” – Unknown 64. “Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.” – George William Curtis 65. “The older I get, the more I realize that I just don’t care about what anyone else thinks.” – Unknown 66. “I’m not old, I’m just well-seasoned.” – Unknown 67. “You know you’re getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.” – Bob Hope 68. “I’m not getting older, I’m getting better.” – Unknown 69. “Age is not important, unless you’re a cheese.” – Unknown 70. “Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” – Unknown 71. “The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.” – Unknown 72. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Unknown 73. “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – Unknown 74. “I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming more distinguished.” – Unknown 75. “Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.” – George William Curtis 76. “I’m not aging, I’m just becoming a classic.” – Unknown 77. “Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” – Walt Disney 78. “The first hundred years are the hardest.” – Wilson Mizner 79. “I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming more valuable.” – Unknown 80. “Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.” – George William Curtis 81. “I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming more distinguished.” – Unknown 82. “Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” – Unknown 83. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Unknown 84. “I’m not aging, I’m just becoming a classic.” – Unknown 85. “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – Unknown 86. “Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.” – George William Curtis 87. “I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming more distinguished.” – Unknown 88. “Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” – Unknown 89. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Unknown 90. “I’m not aging, I’m just becoming a classic.” – Unknown 91. “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – Unknown 92. “Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.” – George William Curtis 93. “I’m not getting