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Top 99 Funny Quotes About Home Ownership

Homeownership comes with its own set of joys and challenges. From endless DIY projects to unexpected repairs, homeownership is a never-ending adventure. Here are some funny quotes to help you laugh through the ups and downs of owning a home.

1. “Home is where the heart is, but it’s also where the plumbing is clogged.” -Unknown
2. “Owning a home is a lot like being married. It’s a huge commitment and you never know what you’re getting yourself into.” -Unknown
3. “A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.” -Unknown
4. “Home is where the Wi-Fi automatically connects.” -Unknown
5. “A home without a cat is just a house.” -Unknown
6. “The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.” -Will Rogers
7. “I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason
8. “A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.” -George Carlin
9. “A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.” -Benjamin Franklin
10. “Home is where the heart is. Unfortunately, I left my heart in a rental apartment.” -Unknown
11. “The best way to get rid of household odors is to lend someone some money.” -Unknown
12. “Home is where you can say anything you like because nobody listens to you anyway.” -Unknown
13. “I’m not messy, I’m just creatively organized.” -Unknown
14. “Home is where you can scratch where it itches.” -Unknown
15. “I have a love-hate relationship with my house. I love the house, but I hate the mortgage.” -Unknown
16. “Home is where the pants are optional.” -Unknown
17. “I don’t always clean my house, but when I do, I wait until someone is coming over.” -Unknown
18. “Home is where you can be yourself, unless you’re a hoarder.” -Unknown
19. “I like my house to be clean, but not so clean that it looks like no one lives there.” -Unknown
20. “A home is where you can fart without shame.” -Unknown
21. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” -Unknown
22. “Home is where you can be your weirdest self and no one will judge you.” -Unknown
23. “I don’t always know what’s going on in my house, but I do know where the snacks are.” -Unknown
24. “Home is where you can dance like no one is watching and sing like no one is listening.” -Unknown
25. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for when it really matters.” -Unknown
26. “Home is where you can let your hair down and your guard up.” -Unknown
27. “I’m not messy, I’m just creatively challenged.” -Unknown
28. “Home is where you can be your own boss, unless you’re married.” -Unknown
29. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my point of view.” -Unknown
30. “Home is where you can be alone with your thoughts, unless you have kids.” -Unknown
31. “I’m not disorganized, I’m just living in organized chaos.” -Unknown
32. “Home is where you can eat pizza for breakfast and cereal for dinner.” -Unknown
33. “I’m not messy, I’m just a collector of memories.” -Unknown
34. “Home is where you can be your own superhero, unless you have a spider phobia.” -Unknown
35. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for the important things.” -Unknown
36. “Home is where you can have a bad day and still be loved.” -Unknown
37. “I’m not arguing, I’m just presenting my case with passion.” -Unknown
38. “Home is where you can be your own therapist, unless you need medication.” -Unknown
39. “I’m not disorganized, I’m just spatially challenged.” -Unknown
40. “Home is where you can be your own bartender, unless you have a drinking problem.” -Unknown
41. “I’m not messy, I’m just a creative genius who hasn’t been discovered yet.” -Unknown
42. “Home is where you can be your own chef, unless you’re a terrible cook.” -Unknown
43. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for my next Netflix binge.” -Unknown
44. “Home is where you can be your own stylist, unless you have no fashion sense.” -Unknown
45. “I’m not arguing, I’m just trying to change your mind.” -Unknown
46. “Home is where you can be your own magician, unless you’re terrible at sleight of hand.” -Unknown
47. “I’m not disorganized, I’m just a free spirit who doesn’t like rules.” -Unknown
48. “Home is where you can be your own artist, unless you have no talent.” -Unknown
49. “I’m not messy, I’m just surrounded by my own creativity.” -Unknown
50. “Home is where you can be your own philosopher, unless you have no deep thoughts.” -Unknown
51. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for when I really need it.” -Unknown
52. “Home is where you can be your own comedian, unless you have no sense of humor.” -Unknown
53. “I’m not arguing, I’m just trying to enlighten you.” -Unknown
54. “Home is where you can be your own musician, unless you have no rhythm.” -Unknown
55. “I’m not disorganized, I’m just living in a world of my own creation.” -Unknown
56. “Home is where you can be your own writer, unless you have no imagination.” -Unknown
57. “I’m not messy, I’m just living in a state of perpetual inspiration.” -Unknown
58. “Home is where you can be your own therapist, unless you need medication.” -Unknown
59. “I’m not arguing, I’m just trying to show you the light.” -Unknown
60. “Home is where you can be your own guru, unless you have no wisdom.” -Unknown
61. “I’m not lazy, I’m just prioritizing my tasks.” -Unknown
62. “Home is where you can be your own hero, unless you have no courage.” -Unknown
63. “I’m not disorganized, I’m just living in a world of possibilities.” -Unknown
64. “Home is where you can be your own scientist, unless you have no curiosity.” -Unknown
65. “I’m not messy, I’m just surrounded by my own brilliance.” -Unknown
66. “Home is where you can be your own philosopher, unless you have no deep thoughts.” -Unknown
67. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” -Unknown
68. “Home is where you can be your own clown, unless you have no sense of humor.” -Unknown
69. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for when it really matters.” -Unknown
70. “Home is where you can be your own explorer, unless you have no sense of adventure.” -Unknown
71. “I’m not disorganized, I’m just living in a state of perpetual creativity.” -Unknown
72. “Home is where you can be your own chef, unless you have no taste.” -Unknown
73. “I’m not messy, I’m just surrounded by my own genius.” -Unknown
74. “Home is where you can be your own philosopher, unless you have no deep thoughts.” -Unknown
75. “I’m not arguing, I’m just trying to make you see the truth.” -Unknown
76. “Home is where you can be your own magician, unless you have no tricks up your sleeve.” -Unknown
77. “I’m not lazy, I’m just taking a break.” -Unknown
78. “Home is where you can be your own artist, unless you have no creativity.” -Unknown
79. “I’m not disorganized, I’m just living in