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Top 99 Funny Quotes About Video Games

Are you a gamer who loves to laugh? Look no further! Here are some of the funniest quotes about video games:

1. “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.” – Skyrim
2. “Do a barrel roll!” – Star Fox
3. “All your base are belong to us.” – Zero Wing
4. “It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.” – The Legend of Zelda
5. “The cake is a lie.” – Portal
6. “The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.” – Half-Life 2
7. “Would you kindly?” – Bioshock
8. “War. War never changes.” – Fallout
9. “A man chooses, a slave obeys.” – Bioshock
10. “What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!” – Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
11. “I need a weapon.” – Halo
12. “I’m sorry, Mario. Your princess is in another castle.” – Super Mario Bros.
13. “You can’t break a man the way you do a dog or a horse – the harder you beat a man, the taller he stands.” – Far Cry 2
14. “You have died of dysentery.” – Oregon Trail
15. “Do you feel like a hero yet?” – Spec Ops: The Line
16. “No gods or kings. Only man.” – Bioshock
17. “It’s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum… and I’m all outta gum.” – Duke Nukem
18. “I used to be a vault hunter like you, until I took a bullet to the knee.” – Borderlands 2
19. “The right answer is always the easiest one.” – Assassin’s Creed II
20. “Hey! Listen!” – The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
21. “I have no memory of this place.” – The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
22. “Get over here!” – Mortal Kombat
23. “I am error.” – Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
24. “It’s a-me, Mario!” – Super Mario 64
25. “Do you know the definition of insanity?” – Far Cry 3
26. “I’m not a psychopath, Anderson. I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.” – Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments
27. “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and spiders.” – Psychonauts
28. “I used to be a gamer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.” – Unknown
29. “Jill, here’s a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.” – Resident Evil
30. “I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.” – Mass Effect 2
31. “I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?” – Cast Away: The Game
32. “I’m a one-man apocalypse.” – Overwatch
33. “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” – Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
34. “I’m not afraid of dying. I’m afraid of not living.” – Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
35. “I am the great mighty poo, and I’m going to throw my s*** at you.” – Conker’s Bad Fur Day
36. “We do what we must because we can.” – Portal
37. “I’m kind of a big deal.” – Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
38. “Finish him!” – Mortal Kombat
39. “I’ll be back.” – Terminator 2: Judgment Day
40. “The mind of the subject will desperately struggle to create memories where none exist…” – Bioshock
41. “Stay awhile and listen.” – Diablo II
42. “I’m not a hero. Never was, never will be.” – Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
43. “The world could always use more heroes.” – Overwatch
44. “It’s-a me, Mario!” – Super Mario Bros.
45. “You can’t hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he’s got a gun.” – Max Payne
46. “The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.” – Half-Life 2
47. “I’ve covered wars, you know.” – Dead Rising
48. “You require more vespene gas.” – Starcraft
49. “I have a bad feeling about this.” – Star Wars: Battlefront II
50. “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.” – Skyrim
51. “A man chooses, a slave obeys.” – Bioshock
52. “Ah, fresh meat!” – Diablo
53. “Mama mia!” – Super Mario Bros.
54. “What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!” – Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
55. “Roger that.” – Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
56. “Would you kindly?” – Bioshock
57. “It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.” – The Legend of Zelda
58. “Would you like to hear the specials?” – Max Payne
59. “You can’t handle the truth!” – Call of Duty: Black Ops
60. “It’s time to kick butt and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of gum.” – Duke Nukem 3D
61. “What do the numbers mean, Mason?” – Call of Duty: Black Ops
62. “We are the knights who say… Ni!” – Monty Python and the Holy Grail
63. “It’s-a me, Mario!” – Super Mario 64
64. “You have died of dysentery.” – Oregon Trail
65. “The cake is a lie.” – Portal
66. “Do a barrel roll!” – Star Fox 64
67. “There’s no such thing as a free lunch.” – Deus Ex
68. “It’s not the end of the world, but you can see it from here.” – Gears of War
69. “I’m not a hero. I’m just an old killer hired to do some wet work.” – Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
70. “Don’t make a girl a promise if you know you can’t keep it.” – Halo 3
71. “I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.” – Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments
72. “Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.” – Mass Effect 3
73. “I’m not a hero. I’m just an old killer hired to do some wet work.” – Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
74. “Umbasa.” – Demon’s Souls
75. “Hail to the king, baby.” – Duke Nukem 3D
76. “Good luck.” – Dark Souls
77. “I used to be a gamer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.” – Unknown
78. “I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.” – Mass Effect 2
79. “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.” – Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
80. “I’m not here to save the world. I’m just here to kick your ass.” – Duke Nukem Forever
81. “Raiden, turn off the game console right now!” – Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
82. “I am the great mighty poo, and I’m going to throw my s*** at you.” – Conker’s Bad Fur Day
83. “I’m sorry, Mario. Your princess is in another castle.” – Super Mario Bros.
84. “The right answer is always the easiest one.” – Assassin’s Creed II
85. “I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide