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Top 99 Funny Quotes For "Get Well Soon"

When someone you love is feeling under the weather, it’s important to show them that you care. But sometimes, a little humor can go a long way in lifting their spirits. Here are the top 99 funny quotes to include in your “get well soon” message:

1. “I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.” – Henny Youngman
2. “The best way to get over a cold is to get under a blanket.” – Unknown
3. “I know you’re sick, but don’t worry – I’m here to prescribe some terrible jokes.” – Unknown
4. “I heard laughter is the best medicine. Let’s overdose.” – Unknown
5. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to ignoring each other’s texts like normal people.” – Unknown
6. “I’m sorry you’re not feeling well. Let me know if there’s anything I can pretend to do to help.” – Unknown
7. “I’m sending you healing vibes and a ton of sarcastic comments to make you feel better.” – Unknown
8. “Being sick is just your body’s way of telling you to slow down and binge-watch Netflix.” – Unknown
9. “I hope your immune system is as strong as your sense of humor.” – Unknown
10. “I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV. Want me to diagnose your illness?” – Unknown
11. “Feeling sick is like being hungover without the fun night before.” – Unknown
12. “I’m sorry you’re feeling under the weather. But on the bright side, at least you’re not outside in the weather.” – Unknown
13. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to making fun of each other like old times.” – Unknown
14. “I’m sending you virtual hugs and chicken soup emojis.” – Unknown
15. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to complaining about our jobs together.” – Unknown
16. “I’m not saying you’re faking it, but I’ve seen you dance after a few drinks and you look perfectly fine to me.” – Unknown
17. “I’m sorry you’re not feeling well. Let me know if you need someone to come over and judge your Netflix queue.” – Unknown
18. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to making bad decisions together.” – Unknown
19. “I’m sending you positive thoughts and a bottle of hand sanitizer.” – Unknown
20. “I’m sorry you’re feeling sick. Maybe you should try drinking more water and less tequila.” – Unknown
21. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to eating greasy food and regretting it later.” – Unknown
22. “I’m sending you healing vibes and a playlist of terrible ’90s music.” – Unknown
23. “I’m sorry you’re not feeling well. Let me know if you need someone to bring you soup and then eat it in front of you.” – Unknown
24. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to pretending to be adults.” – Unknown
25. “I’m sending you virtual hugs and a bottle of wine. Because let’s be real, wine is better than chicken soup.” – Unknown
26. “I’m sorry you’re feeling sick. Maybe you should try drinking more tea and less whiskey.” – Unknown
27. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to making bad jokes and regretting them later.” – Unknown
28. “I’m sending you healing vibes and a reminder to take your vitamins. Or at least pretend to.” – Unknown
29. “I’m sorry you’re not feeling well. Let me know if you need someone to bring you tissues and then use them all up.” – Unknown
30. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to pretending we know what we’re doing.” – Unknown
31. “I’m sending you virtual hugs and a reminder to hydrate. Or at least pretend to.” – Unknown
32. “I’m sorry you’re feeling sick. Maybe you should try drinking more water and less beer.” – Unknown
33. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to making questionable life choices.” – Unknown
34. “I’m sending you healing vibes and a reminder to take it easy. Or at least pretend to.” – Unknown
35. “I’m sorry you’re not feeling well. Let me know if you need someone to bring you soup and then spill it on you.” – Unknown
36. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to pretending to be responsible.” – Unknown
37. “I’m sending you virtual hugs and a reminder to wash your hands. Or at least pretend to.” – Unknown
38. “I’m sorry you’re feeling sick. Maybe you should try drinking more tea and less gin.” – Unknown
39. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to pretending we have it all together.” – Unknown
40. “I’m sending you healing vibes and a reminder to take care of yourself. Or at least pretend to.” – Unknown
41. “I’m sorry you’re not feeling well. Let me know if you need someone to bring you medicine and then accidentally give you the wrong one.” – Unknown
42. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to pretending to be adults who know how to take care of themselves.” – Unknown
43. “I’m sending you virtual hugs and a reminder to rest up. Or at least pretend to.” – Unknown
44. “I’m sorry you’re feeling sick. Maybe you should try drinking more water and less vodka.” – Unknown
45. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to pretending we’re not falling apart.” – Unknown
46. “I’m sending you healing vibes and a reminder to be kind to yourself. Or at least pretend to.” – Unknown
47. “I’m sorry you’re not feeling well. Let me know if you need someone to bring you soup and then forget to heat it up.” – Unknown
48. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to pretending to have our lives together.” – Unknown
49. “I’m sending you virtual hugs and a reminder to take it easy. Or at least pretend to.” – Unknown
50. “I’m sorry you’re feeling sick. Maybe you should try drinking more tea and less rum.” – Unknown
51. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to pretending we’re not total messes.” – Unknown
52. “I’m sending you healing vibes and a reminder to stay positive. Or at least pretend to.” – Unknown
53. “I’m sorry you’re not feeling well. Let me know if you need someone to bring you medicine and then forget to tell you the side effects.” – Unknown
54. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to pretending to be functioning members of society.” – Unknown
55. “I’m sending you virtual hugs and a reminder to take care of yourself. Or at least pretend to.” – Unknown
56. “I’m sorry you’re feeling sick. Maybe you should try drinking more water and less whiskey. Or more whiskey. I’m not a doctor.” – Unknown
57. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to pretending to have our lives together even though we both know we don’t.” – Unknown
58. “I’m sending you healing vibes and a reminder to be kind to yourself. Or at least pretend to.” – Unknown
59. “I’m sorry you’re not feeling well. Let me know if you need someone to bring you soup and then spill it on your bed.” – Unknown
60. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to pretending to be normal.” – Unknown
61. “I’m sending you virtual hugs and a reminder to rest up. Or at least pretend to.” – Unknown
62. “I’m sorry you’re feeling sick. Maybe you should try drinking more tea and less tequila. Or more tequila. Again, not a doctor.” – Unknown
63. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to pretending to be adults even though we both know we’re just big kids.” – Unknown
64. “I’m sending you healing vibes and a reminder to stay positive. Or at least pretend to.” – Unknown
65. “I’m sorry you’re not feeling well. Let me know if you need someone to bring you medicine and then accidentally give you the dog’s medication.” – Unknown
66. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to pretending to have our lives together even though everything is falling apart.” – Unknown
67. “I’m sending you virtual hugs and a reminder to take care of yourself. Or at least pretend to.” – Unknown
68. “I’m sorry you’re feeling sick. Maybe you should try drinking more water and less wine. Or more wine. You get the idea.” – Unknown
69. “I hope you feel better soon, so we can go back to pretending to be responsible even though we’re just winging it