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Top 99 Funny Short Birthday Cake Quotes

When it comes to birthday cake quotes, sometimes it’s best to keep it short and sweet – and of course, funny! Here are the top 99 funny short birthday cake quotes to include on your next birthday cake:

1. Age is just a number – in your case, a really big number.
2. Another year older, but definitely not wiser.
3. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
4. You’re not getting older, you’re just getting closer to death.
5. It’s your birthday – let’s hope you’ve aged like a fine wine and not like milk.
6. Another year, another wrinkle.
7. Happy birthday! It’s all downhill from here.
8. Birthdays are like boogers – the more you have, the harder it is to breathe.
9. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone how old you really are.
10. You’re not old, you’re just chronologically gifted.
11. Happy birthday, you old fart.
12. Another year of surviving this crazy world – congrats!
13. Congratulations on another trip around the sun.
14. Hooray, another year of being fabulous!
15. Happy birthday to someone who’s still a kid at heart.
16. Another year older, but at least you’re not dead yet.
17. Today is your special day – and your dentist’s.
18. Happy birthday! You’re one year closer to being able to do whatever you want without anyone judging you.
19. Age is just a number, but wrinkles are a roadmap of your life.
20. Happy birthday! Here’s to another year of pretending to be a responsible adult.
21. Congratulations on another year of avoiding death!
22. Happy birthday! You’re not old, you’re just well-seasoned.
23. Another year of being fabulous – and by fabulous, I mean old.
24. Congratulations on another year of surviving your crazy family.
25. Happy birthday! Remember, you’re not getting older – you’re getting better at hiding your age.
26. Another year of being awesome – and by awesome, I mean old.
27. Congratulations on another year of being you – even if that means being a little bit crazy.
28. Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be few and your cake be plentiful.
29. Another year of being amazing – and by amazing, I mean old.
30. Congratulations on another year of being a total badass.
31. Happy birthday! May you live long enough to be a burden to your children.
32. Another year of being a legend – and by legend, I mean old.
33. Congratulations on another year of being fabulous – and by fabulous, I mean old and fabulous.
34. Happy birthday! May your life be as long as your nose.
35. Another year of being a true gem – and by gem, I mean old.
36. Congratulations on another year of being the life of the party – even if it’s a party of one.
37. Happy birthday! Here’s to another year of being a total rockstar.
38. Another year of being a force to be reckoned with – and by force, I mean old.
39. Congratulations on another year of being a total badass – and by badass, I mean old and badass.
40. Happy birthday! May your day be as bright as your future.
41. Another year of being a total boss – and by boss, I mean old.
42. Congratulations on another year of being a total legend.
43. Happy birthday! May your day be full of love, laughter, and cake.
44. Another year of being a total badass – and by badass, I mean old and badass and still kicking it.
45. Congratulations on another year of living your best life.
46. Happy birthday! May your day be as sweet as your smile.
47. Another year of being a total icon – and by icon, I mean old.
48. Congratulations on another year of being a total inspiration.
49. Happy birthday! May your day be filled with joy and laughter and all the cake you can eat.
50. Another year of being a total queen – and by queen, I mean old.
51. Congratulations on another year of being a total legend – and by legend, I mean old and legendary.
52. Happy birthday! May your day be as magical as you are.
53. Another year of being a total superhero – and by superhero, I mean old.
54. Congratulations on another year of being a total badass – and by badass, I mean old and badass and still going strong.
55. Happy birthday! May your day be as bright as your smile.
56. Another year of being a total rockstar – and by rockstar, I mean old.
57. Congratulations on another year of being a total inspiration – and by inspiration, I mean old and inspiring.
58. Happy birthday! May your day be as wonderful as you are.
59. Another year of being a total boss – and by boss, I mean old and still kicking butt.
60. Congratulations on another year of being a total legend – and by legend, I mean old and legendary and still going strong.
61. Happy birthday! May your day be as lovely as you are.
62. Another year of being a total icon – and by icon, I mean old and still fabulous.
63. Congratulations on another year of being a total inspiration – and by inspiration, I mean old and inspiring and still making a difference.
64. Happy birthday! May your day be as sweet as your heart.
65. Another year of being a total queen – and by queen, I mean old and still ruling the world.
66. Congratulations on another year of being a total legend – and by legend, I mean old and legendary and still making history.
67. Happy birthday! May your day be as amazing as you are.
68. Another year of being a total superhero – and by superhero, I mean old and still saving the day.
69. Congratulations on another year of being a total badass – and by badass, I mean old and still taking names.
70. Happy birthday! May your day be as bright as your future.
71. Another year of being a total rockstar – and by rockstar, I mean old and still rocking it.
72. Congratulations on another year of being a total inspiration – and by inspiration, I mean old and inspiring and still making a difference in the world.
73. Happy birthday! May your day be as fun as you are.
74. Another year of being a total boss – and by boss, I mean old and still running the show.
75. Congratulations on another year of being a total legend – and by legend, I mean old and legendary and still making history every day.
76. Happy birthday! May your day be as special as you are.
77. Another year of being a total icon – and by icon, I mean old and still setting trends.
78. Congratulations on another year of being a total inspiration – and by inspiration, I mean old and inspiring and still changing lives.
79. Happy birthday! May your day be as wonderful as your spirit.
80. Another year of being a total queen – and by queen, I mean old and still reigning supreme.
81. Congratulations on another year of being a total legend – and by legend, I mean old and legendary and still making a difference in the world.
82. Happy birthday! May your day be as magical as your dreams.
83. Another year of being a total superhero – and by superhero, I mean old and still fighting for justice.
84. Congratulations on another year of being a total badass – and by badass, I mean old and still taking on the world.
85. Happy birthday! May your day be as bright as your smile.
86. Another year of being a total rockstar – and by rockstar, I mean old and still living life to the fullest.
87. Congratulations on another year of being a total inspiration – and by inspiration, I mean old and inspiring and still making a difference in the lives of others.