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Top 99 Funny Single Quotes For Facebook

Are you single and ready to mingle? Or are you happily single and loving every moment of it? Whatever your status may be, these funny single quotes for Facebook are perfect for sharing your thoughts and making your friends laugh. Check out our top 99 picks below!

1. “I’m single because I was born that way.”
2. “I’m not single, I’m just in a long-term relationship with freedom.”
3. “Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak, it means you’re strong enough to wait for what you deserve.”
4. “I’m not single, I’m just taking a break from relationships.”
5. “Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.”
6. “Being single is like a bank account. You can do whatever you want, but you have to deal with the consequences.”
7. “I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.”
8. “I’m not single, I’m just too busy loving myself.”
9. “I’m not single, I’m just saving myself for someone who deserves me.”
10. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can handle all of me.”
11. “I’m single and you’re gonna have to be amazing to change that.”
12. “I’m not single, I’m just in a committed relationship with my goals and dreams.”
13. “I’m not single, I’m just married to my career.”
14. “I’m not single, I’m just not settling for less.”
15. “Being single is just a status, not destiny.”
16. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can keep up with me.”
17. “I’m not single, I’m just taking my time to find the right person.”
18. “I’m single because I refuse to settle for anything less than what I deserve.”
19. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for the right person to come along and sweep me off my feet.”
20. “I’m not single, I’m just focusing on myself right now.”
21. “I’m single and it’s not because I’m unlovable, it’s because I’m waiting for someone who can handle all of me.”
22. “Being single is not a curse, it’s a blessing in disguise.”
23. “I’m not single, I’m just too fabulous to settle down.”
24. “I’m not single, I’m just too busy living my best life.”
25. “I’m single and I’m not settling for anything less than extraordinary.”
26. “Being single is not a sign of weakness, it’s a sign of strength.”
27. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can handle my awesomeness.”
28. “I’m not single, I’m just too picky for my own good.”
29. “I’m single and I’m not afraid to be alone.”
30. “I’m not single, I’m just taking my time to find the right person who can match my energy.”
31. “Being single is not a bad thing, it’s a time for self-discovery and growth.”
32. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can make me laugh.”
33. “I’m single and I’m not afraid to be myself.”
34. “I’m not single, I’m just too busy being awesome.”
35. “Being single is not a disease, it’s a choice.”
36. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can handle my independence.”
37. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can match my level of weirdness.”
38. “I’m single and I’m not settling for mediocrity.”
39. “Being single is not a curse, it’s a chance to learn how to love yourself.”
40. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can appreciate my quirks.”
41. “I’m not single, I’m just taking my time to find someone who can handle my sarcasm.”
42. “Being single is not a sign of failure, it’s a sign of strength and resilience.”
43. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can handle my independence and ambition.”
44. “I’m single and I’m not settling for anything less than amazing.”
45. “Being single is not a punishment, it’s a chance to live life on your own terms.”
46. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can match my intelligence.”
47. “I’m not single, I’m just too busy being fabulous.”
48. “Being single is not a tragedy, it’s an opportunity to grow and learn.”
49. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can handle my honesty.”
50. “I’m single and I’m not settling for anything less than extraordinary.”
51. “Being single is not a curse, it’s a chance to focus on yourself and your goals.”
52. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can handle my crazy.”
53. “I’m not single, I’m just too busy being happy.”
54. “Being single is not a mistake, it’s a choice to put yourself first.”
55. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can handle my independence and spontaneity.”
56. “I’m single and I’m not afraid to wait for the right person.”
57. “Being single is not a problem, it’s a chance to love and accept yourself.”
58. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can handle my weirdness.”
59. “I’m not single, I’m just too busy being awesome to settle down.”
60. “Being single is not a failure, it’s an opportunity to find yourself.”
61. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can handle my strength.”
62. “I’m single and I’m not settling for anything less than what I deserve.”
63. “Being single is not a punishment, it’s a chance to focus on your own happiness.”
64. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can match my energy and enthusiasm.”
65. “I’m not single, I’m just too fabulous to settle for less.”
66. “Being single is not a curse, it’s a chance to explore your passions and interests.”
67. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can handle my wit and humor.”
68. “I’m single and I’m not afraid to be alone with my thoughts.”
69. “Being single is not a mistake, it’s a chance to learn from your past relationships.”
70. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can handle my independence and confidence.”
71. “I’m not single, I’m just too busy being myself.”
72. “Being single is not a problem, it’s a chance to embrace your individuality.”
73. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can handle my intelligence and curiosity.”
74. “I’m single and I’m not settling for anything less than genuine love.”
75. “Being single is not a failure, it’s a chance to grow and evolve.”
76. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can handle my passion and drive.”
77. “I’m not single, I’m just too busy being happy with myself.”
78. “Being single is not a punishment, it’s a chance to live life on your own terms.”
79. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can handle my creativity and imagination.”
80. “I’m single and I’m not afraid to follow my heart.”
81. “Being single is not a mistake, it’s a chance to discover who you truly are.”
82. “I’m not single, I’m just waiting for someone who can handle my independence and self-sufficiency.”
83. “I’m not single, I’m just too fabulous to be tied down.”
84. “Being single is not a curse, it’s a chance to live life