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Top 99 Humorous Thoughts For The Day

Looking for a good laugh to start your day? Check out these top 99 humorous thoughts!

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes – about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
6. Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.
8. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
9. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
10. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
11. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
12. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
13. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
14. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
15. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
16. I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes – about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
17. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
19. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
20. Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
21. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.
22. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
23. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
24. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
25. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
26. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
27. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
28. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
29. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
30. I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes – about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
31. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
32. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
33. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
34. Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
35. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.
36. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
37. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
38. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
39. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
40. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
41. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
42. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
43. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
44. I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes – about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
45. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
46. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
47. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
48. Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
49. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.
50. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
51. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
52. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
53. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
54. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
55. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
56. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
57. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
58. I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes – about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
59. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
60. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
61. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
62. Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
63. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.
64. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
65. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
66. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
67. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
68. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
69. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
70. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
71. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
72. I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes – about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
73. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
74. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
75. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
76. Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
77. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.
78. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
79. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
80. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
81. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
82. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
83. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
84. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
85. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
86. I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes – about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
87. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
88. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
89. Why did the chicken cross the