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Top 99 Quotes For "I Want A Red Ryder Bb Gun Quote"

Do you remember the iconic line from the classic Christmas movie, A Christmas Story? “I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!” Here are the top 99 quotes about wanting a Red Ryder BB gun:

1. “I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!” – Ralphie
2. “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.” – Various Characters
3. “I want a Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle!” – Ralphie
4. “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.” – Little Orphan Annie
5. “My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
6. “You’re gonna like this present a lot more than that stupid football.” – Ralphie’s Mom
7. “No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!” – Ralphie
8. “Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.” – Mr. Parker
9. “It’s a major award!” – Mr. Parker
10. “I triple-dog-dare ya!” – Schwartz
11. “Don’t forget to wind your watch!” – Mrs. Parker
12. “I can’t put my arms down!” – Randy
13. “The soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.” – Mr. Parker
14. “I’m sorry, did you say ‘major award’?” – Mother
15. “He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.” – Mr. Parker
16. “He had yellow eyes! So help me God, yellow eyes!” – Ralphie (Narrator)
17. “Well, it’s a beautiful duck. And I love the way it feels.” – Ralphie’s Mom
18. “He had yellow eyes! So help me God, yellow eyes!” – Ralphie (Narrator)
19. “Oh, Fudge!” – Ralphie
20. “It’s a clinker! That blasted stupid furnace dadgummit!” – Mr. Parker
21. “My mother was trying to insinuate herself between us and the Old Man.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
22. “Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
23. “In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that, as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
24. “It was a perfect theme for a Christmas show. ‘Sex, and violence, and…’ – Ralphie (Narrator)
25. “My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
26. “Only I didn’t say ‘Fudge.’ I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the ‘F-dash-dash-dash’ word!” – Ralphie
27. “That’s a biggie.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
28. “I can feel the Christmas noose beginning to tighten.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
29. “We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
30. “My father was delighted to have company. He loved having ‘guys’ over.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
31. “I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!” – Ralphie
32. “The Old Man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
33. “It was almost like Ralphie’s old man had two personalities.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
34. “My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
35. “My father was one of the most feared furnace fighters in northern Indiana.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
36. “It was always a battle, but Dad always managed to keep the house at a livable temperature.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
37. “My father was so proud of that furnace. He would stand in front of it, staring at the flames like he was watching a sacred ritual.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
38. “The Old Man was thrilled. He had a new battle cry.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
39. “My mother had not had a hot meal for herself in fifteen years.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
40. “My father was so full of Christmas cheer, he was about to bust.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
41. “My mother was trying to insinuate herself between us and the Old Man.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
42. “My mother had not had a hot meal for herself in fifteen years.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
43. “My father was so full of Christmas cheer, he was about to bust.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
44. “It was almost like Ralphie’s old man had two personalities.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
45. “My father was one of the most feared furnace fighters in northern Indiana.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
46. “Only one thing in the world could’ve dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
47. “I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!” – Ralphie
48. “The Old Man was thrilled. He had a new battle cry.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
49. “It was always a battle, but Dad always managed to keep the house at a livable temperature.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
50. “My father was so proud of that furnace. He would stand in front of it, staring at the flames like he was watching a sacred ritual.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
51. “My father was thrilled that I was finally taking an interest in something he loved.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
52. “I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!” – Ralphie
53. “My mother had not had a hot meal for herself in fifteen years.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
54. “My father was so full of Christmas cheer, he was about to bust.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
55. “It was almost like Ralphie’s old man had two personalities.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
56. “My father was one of the most feared furnace fighters in northern Indiana.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
57. “Only one thing in the world could’ve dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
58. “My mother was trying to insinuate herself between us and the Old Man.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
59. “My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
60. “My father was so proud of that furnace. He would stand in front of it, staring at the flames like he was watching a sacred ritual.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
61. “The Old Man was thrilled. He had a new battle cry.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
62. “It was always a battle, but Dad always managed to keep the house at a livable temperature.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
63. “I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!” – Ralphie
64. “My father was thrilled that I was finally taking an interest in something he loved.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
65. “My mother had not had a hot meal for herself in fifteen years.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
66. “My father was so full of Christmas cheer, he was about to bust.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
67. “It was almost like Ralphie’s old man had two personalities.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
68. “My father was one of the most feared furnace fighters in northern Indiana.” – Ralphie (Narrator)
69. “Only one thing in the world