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Michael Scott Quotes About Friends

Michael Scott, the beloved character from the hit TV show “The Office,” is known for his hilarious and sometimes cringe-worthy quotes. Here are the top 99 Michael Scott quotes about friends:

1. “I declare bankruptcy!”
2. “That’s what she said.”
3. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
4. “I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.”
5. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”
6. “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.”
7. “Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.”
8. “That’s what friends do: they stand by you when you need them.”
9. “I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.”
10. “I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?”
11. “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I was until I saw my tax returns.”
12. “I’m not afraid of work. I can lay down and do nothing like nobody’s business.”
13. “I declare Christmas officially over.”
14. “I am Beyonce, always.”
15. “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.”
16. “I don’t hate people. I just feel better when they’re not around.”
17. “I have a lot of hair and not a lot of time.”
18. “I’m not a bad person. I’m just a big fan of bad decisions.”
19. “I’m like a candy cane that got stuck in a lawn mower.”
20. “I can’t believe how many people are getting divorced. And not just getting divorced, but getting married in the first place.”
21. “I’m not a hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”
22. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
23. “I hate disappointing people. I like to make everyone happy, even if it kills me.”
24. “I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
25. “I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to hospitals.”
26. “I’m not super concerned with your happiness.”
27. “I’m an expert in Photoshop. And by expert, I mean I use it for everything.”
28. “I’m not a fan of the outdoors. I think nature is trying to kill me.”
29. “I’m not a baby. I know how to read.”
30. “I’m not a vampire. I’m just pale.”
31. “I’m not a cat person. But if I were, I’d want them to be more like dogs.”
32. “I’m not a huge fan of the sound of my own voice.”
33. “I’m not a morning person. I’m not an afternoon person. I’m not an evening person. I’m not really a person.”
34. “I’m not a poet. I just have a lot of feelings.”
35. “I’m not a big fan of the sun. I think it should go away for a while.”
36. “I’m not a scientist. But I do know that water is wet.”
37. “I’m not a party planner. I’m a party animal.”
38. “I’m not a good listener. But I’m a great talker.”
39. “I’m not a lawyer. But I do have a lot of opinions.”
40. “I’m not a chef. But I’m really good at microwaving stuff.”
41. “I’m not a psychic. But I do have a feeling that today is going to be amazing.”
42. “I’m not a therapist. But I do have a couch.”
43. “I’m not a golfer. But I am pretty good at driving the cart.”
44. “I’m not a philosopher. But I do have a lot of deep thoughts.”
45. “I’m not a scientist. But I do know that magnets are magic.”
46. “I’m not a baker. But I do make a mean toaster strudel.”
47. “I’m not a dancer. But I do know how to do the Macarena.”
48. “I’m not a painter. But I do know how to finger paint.”
49. “I’m not a musician. But I do play a mean air guitar.”
50. “I’m not a mathematician. But I do know that 2+2=4.”
51. “I’m not a gardener. But I do have a green thumb.”
52. “I’m not a fashionista. But I do know how to tie a tie.”
53. “I’m not a mechanic. But I do know how to change a tire.”
54. “I’m not a writer. But I do know how to spell my name.”
55. “I’m not a traveler. But I do know how to pack a suitcase.”
56. “I’m not a magician. But I do know how to make things disappear.”
57. “I’m not a gamer. But I do know how to play Angry Birds.”
58. “I’m not a swimmer. But I do know how to float.”
59. “I’m not a runner. But I do know how to jog.”
60. “I’m not a dancer. But I do know how to do the hokey pokey.”
61. “I’m not a singer. But I do know how to sing in the shower.”
62. “I’m not a chef. But I do know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich.”
63. “I’m not a magician. But I do know how to make popcorn.”
64. “I’m not a poet. But I do know how to write my name in cursive.”
65. “I’m not a gardener. But I do know how to plant a flower.”
66. “I’m not a mechanic. But I do know how to jumpstart a car.”
67. “I’m not a scientist. But I do know how to make a volcano.”
68. “I’m not a gamer. But I do know how to play solitaire.”
69. “I’m not a swimmer. But I do know how to doggy paddle.”
70. “I’m not a runner. But I do know how to run away.”
71. “I’m not a dancer. But I do know how to do the twist.”
72. “I’m not a singer. But I do know how to hum a tune.”
73. “I’m not a chef. But I do know how to make instant ramen.”
74. “I’m not a magician. But I do know how to make a cake from a box.”
75. “I’m not a poet. But I do know how to write a love letter.”
76. “I’m not a gardener. But I do know how to water a plant.”
77. “I’m not a mechanic. But I do know how to change a lightbulb.”
78. “I’m not a scientist. But I do know how to make ice cream.”
79. “I’m not a gamer. But I do know how to play Tetris.”
80. “I’m not a swimmer. But I do know how to float on my back.”
81. “I’m not a runner. But I do know how to walk fast.”
82. “I’m not a dancer. But I do know how to do the robot.”
83. “I’m not a singer. But I do know how to sing ‘Happy Birthday’.”
84. “I’m not a chef. But I do know how to make a sandwich.”
85. “I’m not a magician. But I do know how to make a smoothie.”
86. “I’m not a poet. But I do know how to write a thank-you note.”
87. “I’m not a gardener. But I do know how to pick a flower.”
88. “I’m not a mechanic. But I do know how to check my oil.”
89. “I’m not a scientist. But I do know how to make a paper airplane.”
90. “I