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Top 99 Trailer Park Boys Ray Quotes

Trailer Park Boys Ray Quotes are some of the most hilarious and iconic lines from the beloved Canadian mockumentary series. Here are the top 99 quotes that will have you laughing and quoting Ray all day long!

1. “I’m not a pessimist, I’m an optometrist. I see things clearly.”
2. “I’m not drunk, I’m just tired from being up all night drinking.”
3. “I don’t get drunk, I just get less classy and more fun.”
4. “I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.”
5. “I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a getting sober problem.”
6. “I don’t know what’s going on, but I’m excited.”
7. “I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.”
8. “I’m not fat, I’m just big boned.”
9. “I’m not stupid, I’m just not very smart.”
10. “I’m not a failure, I’m just not very successful.”
11. “I’m not a quitter, I’m just not a completer.”
12. “I’m not broke, I’m just not rich.”
13. “I’m not homeless, I’m just houseless.”
14. “I’m not a criminal, I’m just misunderstood.”
15. “I’m not a loser, I’m just not a winner.”
16. “I’m not a mooch, I’m just good at borrowing.”
17. “I’m not a hoarder, I’m just sentimental.”
18. “I’m not a slob, I’m just comfortable.”
19. “I’m not a pervert, I’m just curious.”
20. “I’m not rude, I’m just honest.”
21. “I’m not a bad influence, I’m just a fun one.”
22. “I’m not a snitch, I’m just a truth teller.”
23. “I’m not a liar, I’m just creative with the truth.”
24. “I’m not a thief, I’m just a collector.”
25. “I’m not a cheater, I’m just a winner.”
26. “I’m not a crybaby, I’m just emotional.”
27. “I’m not a coward, I’m just cautious.”
28. “I’m not a wimp, I’m just sensitive.”
29. “I’m not a snob, I’m just refined.”
30. “I’m not a nerd, I’m just intellectual.”
31. “I’m not a hippie, I’m just peaceful.”
32. “I’m not a redneck, I’m just country.”
33. “I’m not a punk, I’m just rebellious.”
34. “I’m not a thug, I’m just tough.”
35. “I’m not a freak, I’m just unique.”
36. “I’m not a weirdo, I’m just different.”
37. “I’m not a snorer, I’m just a peaceful sleeper.”
38. “I’m not a hypochondriac, I’m just health conscious.”
39. “I’m not a stalker, I’m just interested.”
40. “I’m not a gossip, I’m just a sharer.”
41. “I’m not a control freak, I’m just organized.”
42. “I’m not a drama queen, I’m just expressive.”
43. “I’m not a know-it-all, I’m just knowledgeable.”
44. “I’m not a nag, I’m just helpful.”
45. “I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just a last-minute doer.”
46. “I’m not a picky eater, I’m just selective.”
47. “I’m not a packrat, I’m just sentimental.”
48. “I’m not a slob, I’m just creative with my mess.”
49. “I’m not a germaphobe, I’m just cautious.”
50. “I’m not a snob, I’m just discerning.”
51. “I’m not a workaholic, I’m just dedicated.”
52. “I’m not a homebody, I’m just comfortable.”
53. “I’m not a people pleaser, I’m just friendly.”
54. “I’m not a perfectionist, I’m just detail-oriented.”
55. “I’m not a chatterbox, I’m just sociable.”
56. “I’m not a night owl, I’m just nocturnal.”
57. “I’m not a morning person, I’m just not a night owl.”
58. “I’m not a coffee addict, I’m just a connoisseur.”
59. “I’m not a foodie, I’m just a gastronome.”
60. “I’m not a shopaholic, I’m just a collector.”
61. “I’m not a party animal, I’m just festive.”
62. “I’m not a couch potato, I’m just relaxed.”
63. “I’m not a fashionista, I’m just stylish.”
64. “I’m not a gym rat, I’m just fit.”
65. “I’m not a chocoholic, I’m just a cocoa enthusiast.”
66. “I’m not a wine snob, I’m just a connoisseur.”
67. “I’m not a beer lover, I’m just a connoisseur.”
68. “I’m not a smoker, I’m just a nicotine enthusiast.”
69. “I’m not a drug addict, I’m just a substance enthusiast.”
70. “I’m not a cat lady, I’m just a feline enthusiast.”
71. “I’m not a dog person, I’m just an animal lover.”
72. “I’m not a plant person, I’m just a green thumb.”
73. “I’m not a gamer, I’m just an enthusiast.”
74. “I’m not a bookworm, I’m just well-read.”
75. “I’m not a music snob, I’m just a connoisseur.”
76. “I’m not a movie buff, I’m just a cinephile.”
77. “I’m not a TV addict, I’m just a couch potato.”
78. “I’m not a social butterfly, I’m just gregarious.”
79. “I’m not a blogger, I’m just a writer.”
80. “I’m not a photographer, I’m just a shutterbug.”
81. “I’m not a chef, I’m just a food enthusiast.”
82. “I’m not a baker, I’m just a dessert enthusiast.”
83. “I’m not a bartender, I’m just a mixologist.”
84. “I’m not a comedian, I’m just funny.”
85. “I’m not a musician, I’m just a music enthusiast.”
86. “I’m not a dancer, I’m just rhythmically inclined.”
87. “I’m not a writer, I’m just a wordsmith.”
88. “I’m not a poet, I’m just a wordsmith.”
89. “I’m not a painter, I’m just an artist.”
90. “I’m not a sculptor, I’m just an artist.”
91. “I’m not a designer, I’m just creative.”
92. “I’m not a scientist, I’m just curious.”
93. “I’m not a mathematician, I’m just logical.”
94. “I’m not a philosopher, I’m just contemplative.”
95. “I’m not a psychologist, I’m just empathetic.”
96. “I’m not a therapist, I’m just a good listener.”
97. “I’m not a teacher, I’m just knowledgeable.”
98. “I’m not a mentor, I’m just a wise person.”
99. “I’m not a coach, I’m just a motivator.”
100. “I’m not a leader, I’m just charismatic.”
101. “I’m not a follower, I’m just loyal.”
102. “I’m not a hero, I’m just brave.”
103. “I’m not a villain, I’m just misunderstood.”
104. “I’m not a saint, I’m just good.”
105. “I’m not a sinner, I’m