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Top 99 Uncle Eddie Christmas Vacation Quotes

Looking for some hilarious quotes from Uncle Eddie in Christmas Vacation? Look no further! Here are the top 99 quotes to make you laugh this holiday season:

1. “Shitter was full!” 2. “If that cat had nine lives, she just spent ‘em all.” 3. “You surprised to see us, Clark?” 4. “Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!” 5. “You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold.” 6. “You about ready to do some kissing?” 7. “I don’t know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?” 8. “That’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.” 9. “That’s a honey of an RV, Clark.” 10. “Looks great. Little full, lotta sap.” 11. “Don’t go puttin’ none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic.” 12. “I don’t know if I oughta go sailin’ down no hill with nothin’ between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.” 13. “That’s the spirit! Bend over and I’ll show ya.” 14. “Little full, lot of sap.” 15. “You got a kiss for me?” 16. “I don’t know, Margo, but I’m sure as hell not going to go running around in my bathrobe, that’s for sure.” 17. “Yeah, there’s a list of RV parks on the back of that map there. I tried ‘em all, they’re all booked up.” 18. “No, no, no. Don’t do that. You’ll dry out your turkey.” 19. “That’s my sister’s house. She’s a whole other set of problems.” 20. “I’m sorry, this is our family’s first kidnapping.” 21. “If you scratch his belly, he’ll love you till the day you die.” 22. “I’m gonna catch you, I’m gonna get you, get you.” 23. “Dad, I think what you mean is ‘Bless us, everyone.’” 24. “Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes… or perhaps you don’t want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?” 25. “You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.” 26. “What are you looking at?” 27. “Don’t let me disturb you.” 28. “You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so.” 29. “He’s cute, ain’t he? Only problem is, he’s got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in ‘im. If the mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg and just go to town. You don’t want him around if you’re wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it’s best to just let ‘im finish.” 30. “Oh, he’s just yakkin’ on a bone. He ain’t going to throw it.” 31. “You ain’t never seen a set on a dog like this one’s got.” 32. “I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.” 33. “Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?” 34. “It’s a beaut, Clark. It’s a beaut!” 35. “The silent majesty of a winter’s morn… the clean, cool chill of the holiday air… and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.” 36. “You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold.” 37. “Hey, Grizz, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you.” 38. “I don’t know what to say except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.” 39. “I’m sorry, this is our family’s first kidnapping.” 40. “You set standards that no family activity can live up to.” 41. “I don’t know if I oughta go sailin’ down no hill with nothin’ between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.” 42. “We’re at the threshold of hell.” 43. “Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn… the clean, cool chill of the holiday air… and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.” 44. “You’ll have to excuse my brother. 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