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Top 99 Uncle Lewis Christmas Vacation Quotes

If you’re a fan of the classic holiday film “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation,” then you know that Uncle Lewis is one of the most memorable characters. From his explosive cigar lighting skills to his hilarious one-liners, Uncle Lewis never fails to make us laugh. Here are the top 99 Uncle Lewis Christmas Vacation quotes:

1. “Hey Griswold, where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big?”
2. “Bend over and I’ll show you.”
3. “His heart was bigger than his brain.”
4. “I don’t know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?”
5. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
6. “You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.”
7. “If that cat had nine lives, she just spent ’em all.”
8. “If that thing had nine lives, she just spent ’em all.”
9. “Clark, I think it’d be best for everybody if they all just went home… before things get any worse.”
10. “I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.”
11. “You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.”
12. “You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.”
13. “You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.”
14. “I don’t know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?”
15. “If that cat had nine lives, she just spent ’em all.”
16. “If that thing had nine lives, she just spent ’em all.”
17. “Clark, I think it’d be best for everybody if they all just went home… before things get any worse.”
18. “I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.”
19. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
20. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
21. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
22. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
23. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
24. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
25. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
26. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
27. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
28. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
29. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
30. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
31. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
32. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
33. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
34. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
35. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
36. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
37. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
38. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
39. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
40. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
41. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
42. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
43. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
44. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
45. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
46. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
47. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
48. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
49. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
50. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
51. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
52. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
53. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
54. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
55. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
56. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
57. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
58. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
59. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
60. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
61. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
62. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
63. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
64. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
65. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
66. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
67. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
68. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
69. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
70. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
71. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
72. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.”
73. “Hey Griswold, if you’re not doing